The Day Has Finally Come....

It seems I will soon part ways with my old Dell Demension 2350 desktop from 2002 in order to make way for a newer work computer that will only serve as a faster gateway to hell.  You see, today is that magical day in every employees life where they find out they're finally going to get their completely obsolete computer upgraded. I truly can't describe the joy I feel. 

But you're probably thinking, "hey Bitter Tom, your work computer is probably not that bad and you're just using extremely hilarious and clever hyperbole in order to try and be funny, right?"  No my child, my work computer is truly a piece of shit to behold.


What you see below is my computers' resources maxed out 100% permanently.  No I am not running Photoshop nor am I debugging Jurassic Park.  Actually, besides the typical background programs, I am only running this lowly old version of lotus notes, the obsolete AS400 program you see in blue, and Firefox with 1 tab open.    

Click on the pic to maximize and view the shittyness in all its DOS style glory.

Yes, it seems as though Pentium 4 computers from 2002 with 256mb of ram do not hold up well in today's crazy, non-DOS world.  Please view the pic below so that you may laugh at me and my less powerful than a $35 Indian tablet PC computer.

What you should be noting here is more shittyness

I know I am not the only one out there with a dilemma like this. Please send me pictures of your work PC so that we may share in the joys of blue screen of death awesomeness.